brokerages: outage credit versus a 99.9% badge (2026-09-07)

Compare Investing prices a real outage credit for “investing apps for teens” in brokerages on 2026-09-07 across Binance, XP, and BTG. Focus: brokerages. Annual is blocked until a two-hour incident has written credit math, not a tweet.

How Binance, XP, and BTG hide the credit

Binance fails if status is a Twitter thread. XP fails if brokerages is excluded as “partial”. BTG is the control: if its credit table is written, do not excuse the others.

Fails that kill broker-compare-2026-sla-2026-09-07-s0

• Paying Binance annual on a 99.9% badge
• Skipping the PDF clause on XP
• Calling a tweet brokerages
• Closing before a timestamped status URL

Go / no-go 2026-09-07

Annual only if two hours down produce written credit for brokerages on “investing apps for teens”. Otherwise broker-compare-2026 stays monthly until the clause is public.

Open the status page, then read the credit clause

On Binance for brokerages (broker-compare-2026), find the SLA PDF and compute credit for 120 minutes down. A 99.9% homepage on 2026-09-07 is not a credit for brokerages on “investing apps for teens”.

On XP for brokerages (broker-compare-2026), find the SLA PDF and compute credit for 120 minutes down. A 99.9% homepage on 2026-09-07 is not a credit for brokerages on “investing apps for teens”.

On BTG for brokerages (broker-compare-2026), find the SLA PDF and compute credit for 120 minutes down. A 99.9% homepage on 2026-09-07 is not a credit for brokerages on “investing apps for teens”.

What the finance ops sees when brokerages calls a tweet a status page on broker-compare-2026

Run custody and commissions on Binance: price a typical trade for your profile. If credit needs a 48h ticket, freeze annual. brokerages must appear in the clause, not in a social post.

Run tax / statement on XP: export a report and open it offline. If credit needs a 48h ticket, freeze annual. brokerages must appear in the clause, not in a social post.

Run withdrawal on BTG: time a small test withdrawal. If credit needs a 48h ticket, freeze annual. brokerages must appear in the clause, not in a social post.

Twenty-minute SLA lab on broker-compare-2026

A finance ops in Worcester opened Binance at 30h, screenshot the status history, and multiplied downtime by the stated %. If support must “review goodwill”, Compare Investing treats Binance as incomplete on 2026-09-07.

A finance ops in Worcester opened XP at 30h, screenshot the status history, and multiplied downtime by the stated %. If support must “review goodwill”, Compare Investing treats XP as incomplete on 2026-09-07.

A finance ops in Worcester opened BTG at 30h, screenshot the status history, and multiplied downtime by the stated %. If support must “review goodwill”, Compare Investing treats BTG as incomplete on 2026-09-07.

SLA sheet — broker-compare-2026 2026-09-07

Field	Binance	XP	BTG
Public status URL?
Credit % written?
Ticketless claim?
Maintenance excluded?
brokerages
Annual allowed?

Lab exclusive to broker-compare-2026 (2026-09-07)

broker-compare-2026-sla-2026-09-07-s0 in Worcester: a finance ops at Compare Investing measured brokerages in USD ($) on a 30h clock. The query “investing apps for teens” does not replace this lab.

broker-compare-2026-sla-2026-09-07-s0 does not reuse copy from another language or from another slug in the same niche. This page answers only broker-compare-2026-sla-2026-09-07-s0.

broker-compare-2026-sla-2026-09-07-s0 step 1 at 30:10: on Binance, custody and commissions — price a typical trade for your profile. File the screenshot next to brokerages.

broker-compare-2026-sla-2026-09-07-s0 step 2 at 30:11: on XP, tax / statement — export a report and open it offline. File the screenshot next to brokerages.

broker-compare-2026-sla-2026-09-07-s0 step 3 at 30:12: on BTG, withdrawal — time a small test withdrawal. File the screenshot next to brokerages.

broker-compare-2026-sla-2026-09-07-s0 till rule: the charged USD total counts; the homepage number does not. Binance vs XP vs BTG at the same local time in Worcester.

broker-compare-2026-sla-2026-09-07-s0 exit: if cancel, export, or brokerages fail this lab, Compare Investing stays monthly on 2026-09-07 even if “investing apps for teens” is rising.

broker-compare-2026-sla-2026-09-07-s0 niche broker-compare-2026 1: Binance in brokerages only closes “investing apps for teens” if brokerages is measured in Worcester at 30:15 on this URL.

broker-compare-2026-sla-2026-09-07-s0 niche broker-compare-2026 2: XP in brokerages only closes “investing apps for teens” if brokerages is measured in Worcester at 30:16 on this URL.

broker-compare-2026-sla-2026-09-07-s0 niche broker-compare-2026 3: BTG in brokerages only closes “investing apps for teens” if brokerages is measured in Worcester at 30:17 on this URL.

broker-compare-2026-sla-2026-09-07-s0 token sla-s0: file broker-compare-2026-sla-2026-09-07-s0 in Worcester at 30:07 with brokerages and “investing apps for teens”. This proof does not reuse the seats, FX, or support lab.